Warning: signing for Manchester United can cause paranoia and insomnia

Rob Parker | July 21, 2009

Red Devils’ new striker goes into denial over move

New Manchester United signing Mame Biram Diouf thought his transfer to Old Trafford was a wind-up. The Senegalese young striker will join from Norwegian outfit Molde in January in a £2 million deal.
But the 21-year-old thought the deal was too good to be true.

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Football video: Is this the worst dive of all time?

Rob Parker | September 10, 2008

Norway was that a foul, man

Possibly, yes. The offender is Molde FK’s Knut Fostervold and he either:
a) is a total prat
b) made a severe miscalculation of where the referee was standing
c) had a fit of some type
d) all of the above