Newcastle United’s webmaster seemingly retains his sense of humour

Rob Parker | May 25, 2009

Prophetic words from the club shop

That’s whatever is in the box set priced at £10 - the bloke on the right is even cheaper. Let Newcastle’s unbelievable end of season sale commence. Move quickly if you want Sebastien Bassong or Obafemi Martins because you don’t want to be stuck with old tat that nobody else [...]

Church re-writes hymns to help Newcastle

Rob Parker | May 21, 2009

They might be beyond even divine intervention

The Reverend Glyn Evans, the vicar of St Andrew’s Church in Newcastle and chaplain to Newcastle United, has rounded up his congregation to re-write a couple of hymns in a bid to help the Magpies in their relegation fight.
Hopefully the footballing Gods are not impressed by being able to [...]

Newcastle in line to become best-supported club to relegated. Ever

Rob Parker | May 19, 2009

St James’ Park’s dropping attendance figures are still higher than they should be

Newcastle United’s defeat to Fulham on Saturday was their final home fixture of the season. And the big crowd that got behind the Magpies and roared them to the brink of relegation helped to put the club on the verge of getting into [...]

Newcastle want Mr Relegation 2.0 - this time it’s Bryan Robson

Rob Parker | February 12, 2009

Magpies speed up plan to break Championship attendance records

Having failed in their attempts to sign Nigel ‘Mr Relegation’ Quashie during the transfer window, Newcastle have now turned their attention to appointing a manager with a similar track record.
Reports today suggest the Magpies would like to appoint Bryan Robson on a temporary basis while Joe Kinnear [...]