Sunderland’s Grant Leadbitter banned from driving because of Geordie-phobia

Rob Parker | August 12, 2009

Black Cat midfielder scared into speeding by alleged Magpie mob

Sunderland midfielder Grant Leadbitter was handed a driving ban yesterday despite pleading that it was fear of Newcastle fans that caused him to hit speeds of up to 112mph. The 23-year-old had allegedly clashed with Newcastle supporters during a night out and Gateshead Magistrates Court heard [...]

RIP Sir Bobby Robson

Rob Parker | July 31, 2009

A legend passes

Sir Bobby Robson has died aged 76 following a long battle with cancer. The ex-England manager passed away this morning at his home in County Durham just a few days after the appearance above at the Sir Bobby Robson Trophy charity match which raised money for his cancer charity (see video above).
Robson was [...]

Newcastle find out David Edgar had moved to Burnley via Sky Sports News ticker

Rob Parker | July 3, 2009

Canadian defender couldn’t think of anyone to tell he was leaving

Newcastle found out defender David Edgar has left after eight years at the club via the television. The 22-year-old said he felt forced to leave the club and didn’t even know who to contact to say he was departing for newly-promoted Burnley.
He said: “One of [...]

Will Michael Owen be signing-on today?

Rob Parker | July 2, 2009

The recession claims another victim

Unemployment figures are up by at least one person today: that scrounging layabout Michael Owen finds himself without work. Jobseekers in North Wales whose local Job Centre is within easy walking distance of a helipad could find themselves in esteemed company this morning since Little Mickey’s Newcastle contract has expired.
So while [...]

Good news, Newcastle fans. You might have a new owner…

Rob Parker | June 30, 2009

… the bad news is here you are protesting for him to be sacked three years ago

Former Newcastle chairman ‘Fat’ Freddy Shepherd has launched a £60 million takeover bid. The controversial figure is heading a consortium aiming to buy back the club he sold to Mike Ashley for £134m two years ago.
Shepherd was forced to [...]

He’s behind you: Newcastle fans tell their story

Dan Morris | June 24, 2009

Sack the board or tread the boards?

As a fan, being relegated is something you’d rather forget about. And for Newcastle fans, reminiscing about last season, in the pub, is surely a no go area. Most are still trying to convince themselves that last season never even happened. But for a select few fans pantomime season [...]

Now Gavin and Stacey stars are tweeting Newcastle jokes

Rob Parker | June 24, 2009

You know you’re a laughing stock when…

… well, when comedy actors start having a joke on you, of course. Gavin and Stacey star Mathew Horne has taken to posting jokes about Newcastle on Twitter.
He tweeted: “Earlier today I saw a Newcastle Utd season ticket nailed to a tree,I thought ‘I’m having that!’ cos you can [...]