Rob Parker | March 10, 2010
Gunner finds his accuracy
Now we know why Nicklas Bendtner didn’t take his shooting boots to the match last weekend - he was saving himself for last night’s match against Porto. The Arsenal striker came in for yet more criticism in the wake of his string of missed chances against Burnley, but found the perfect remedy [...]
Rob Parker | March 8, 2010
1. Nicklas Bendtner and Mame Biram Diouf could potentially form the country’s most lethal strike partnership.
2. The timing of FIFA’s decision to reject goal-line technology yet again was absolutely impeccable. Just ask David James.
3. If BBC 6 Music and Asian Network are getting scrapped to save the Beeb money, surely the Portsmouth fan club subscriptions [...]
Rob Parker | September 30, 2009
‘Accident’, indeed
Courtesy of the very talented Chris Toy at Studs Up
Rob Parker | August 13, 2009
Come in number 26
Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has promised to refund fans who purchased replica shirts with his name on the back after deciding to change his squad number. The desperate Dane thinks swapping to his lucky number 52 might put an end to his wastefulness in front of goal.
He said: “I’d like personally to [...]
Rob Parker | May 9, 2009
Arsene Wenger defends his star flasher
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has defended trouser-less striker Nicklas Bendtner, claiming the Dane was not drunk as he left a nightclub at 4am and was set up by a mystery prankster. That was the story offered up by Bendtner and Wenger seems to have bought it.
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Rob Parker | May 6, 2009
I wasn’t w***ing! My c***’s cut!
Thanks to OTP reader Matt whose near-genius comment on our post showing Nicklas Bendtner being escorted out of a nightclub with his trousers down prompted this video lookalike. As you can see, there are startling similarities between the Bendtner incident and an episode involving Neil in current fashionable youth sitcom [...]
Rob Parker | May 6, 2009
Nick-flash Bendtner
By the look of the photos emerging from last night, Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner not only drowned his sorrows following defeat to Manchester United, but subjected them to a flood of biblical proportions.
The Dane was escorted from the premises of London nightclub Boujis with his trousers hanging halfway down his legs at 4am this [...]
