Video: Nicolas Anelka tackles Martin O’Neill

Rob Parker | October 17, 2009

Nicolas Anelka: human bowling ball

Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka came up with a unique way to encourage opposition managers to stop prowling the technical area and sit down when he sent Aston Villa boss Martin O’Neill tumbling in today’s early kick-off.
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Nicolas Anelka is kidnapped

Rob Parker | November 27, 2008

Chelsea striker bound and gagged by pink-loving woman

First we had the Pink Panther, now it is the turn of the pink Puma. Hotfooting it into the sports stores in the wake of Nike’s Mercurial Rosa is Puma’s very own pink boot.
The very loose plot which allows them to have a topless Anelka and a woman [...]

Top 10 conclusions: Premier League weekend 8-9 November

Rob Parker | November 9, 2008

1. Vedran Corluka has escaped the razor for a few more days at least.
2. Arsenal are not going to win the title, but hopefully they proved to themselves and their critics that they are not a poor time - just poorly mentally equipped for games they ought to win.
3. Joe Kinnear, on a lesser scale [...]

Top 10 conclusions: Premier League weekend 1-2 November

Rob Parker | November 3, 2008

1. Having taken plenty of stick from Spurs fans (on this site and others) when I had written articles saying that the club had to get rid of Damien Comolli and Juande Ramos to stop the rot, it would be fascinating if the same people could come forward with their opinions now!
2. Harry Redknapp will [...]