David Bentley urged to show his balls against Arsenal

Rob Parker | October 30, 2009

Harry Redknapp demands to see his player’s numerous testicles

Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has revealed that David Bentley has several balls and is now urging his player to flash them around the Emirates Stadium tomorrow.
In his column in The Sun, Redknapp dictated: “There’s no doubt Bentley has balls - plenty of ‘em - and his performance [...]

When Tottenham said the Arsenal match was going to be hard…

Rob Parker | February 6, 2009

…we didn’t know this was what they had in mind!

Derby matches can often be occasions for a rush of blood to the head, but in Robbie Keane and David Bentley’s case the blood seems to have rushed elsewhere. The Spurs pair seem to be enjoying the pre-match preparation despite Harry Redknapp’s squad being down to [...]

Arsenal fans get derby tickets on the cheap after Tottenham cock-up

Rob Parker | February 2, 2009

Spurs do themselves out of tens of thousands of pounds

The words ‘Tottenham Hotspur’ and ‘blunder’ are becoming synonymous this season, but this mistake is spectacular even by Spurs’ high standards. The club told Arsenal that away tickets for next week’s north London derby should be sold at £37.
Gooners gleefully snapped up their 3,500 ticket allocation [...]