Football Lookalikes: Jermain Defoe and Oliver Twist
Rob Parker | January 7, 2009
Please, sir, can I have some more money?
One’s an orphan who escapes the shires to return to London to make money in a pickpocket gang, the other’s a footballer who pickpockets his club to return to London to have his wicked way with Chinawhite’s female patrons.

