Hearts to send Marius Zaliukas for anger management classes

Rob Parker | May 14, 2009

Dirty defender set for therapy

Hearts are considering sending defender Marius Zaliukas on an anger management course after he received his fourth red card of the season against Aberdeen on Tuesday night.
The automatic five-match suspension will take the Lithuanian up to 18 games missed through suspension this season!

Mike Riley sends off Frank Lampard - Spongebob Squarepants edition

Rob Parker | February 3, 2009

It’s toon time

Last weekend’s major football talking point has got blood boiling in some quarters (and probably kidney stones passing in others). We thought we would diffuse the matter by reducing it to mere cartoon action. So here is Mike ‘Squidward Tentacles’ Riley dismissing Frank ‘Spongebob’ Lampard. Quite uncanny, we are sure you will agree!

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Football video: NAC Breda’s Anthony Lurling punches opponent

Rob Parker | November 1, 2008

Giving a new meaning to penalty box

Apparently punching a guy in the stomach is a red card offence these days! I just don’t know what the world is coming to, and neither does NAC Breda’s Anthony Lurling who clearly thought his body blow was within the laws of the game.
Spotted on 101GreatGoals

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