ESPN advertising system drops the ball

Rob Parker | November 1, 2008

An interesting new media juxtaposition

If proof were needed that, for all the good computers do in our lives, you should always have a fully functioning human nearby to cast an eye over things… You can almost imagine ESPN Soccernet’s keyword advertising system getting all overexcited. “Ooh, ooh, they typed Manchester Unted. Ooh, ooh, they typed [...]

Kitman: The Tottenham shirt for Arsenal fans

Rob Parker | October 21, 2008

Spurs visual gag #324668

You see what they did there? They took a Spurs shirt and they made a joke about Juande Ramos’ side’s lack of points. Very cruel. Quite funny.

Shit Lookalikes: Marseille away shirt and your dad’s Argyle golf sweater

Rob Parker | September 9, 2008

Why did Marseille get a new away shirt? Cos they got a hole in one

We thought the only Argyle involved in football came from Plymouth, but Marseille have changed that this season. Their new away kit looks like the sort of top your dad or grandad might hit the golf course in. Or which your [...]

Top Five Uses For Your Robinho Chelsea shirt

Rob Parker | September 2, 2008

Commiserations to out-of-cash Blues fans

1. Name your child Robinho and plead ignorance.