Fat Ronaldo moves to four goals in three games for Corinthians

Rob Parker | March 26, 2009

Can’t argue with that figure (it works on so many levels)

Originaldo continued his promising comeback in his native Brazil with another two goals for Corinthians last night. The big-boned striker won and converted a penalty, and turned and finished neatly in the box for his second in the match against Ponte Preta.
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Ronaldo struggles to keep his eyes open

Rob Parker | March 20, 2009

Back to bad habits?

We all knew that Originaldo was struggling to kick the transvestite prostitute/nightclub addiction, but training with Corinthians yesterday it looked like he was definitely back to his old ways as he took to holding his eyes open by hand.

Fat Ronaldo can’t promise he has quit the trannies

Rob Parker | March 16, 2009

Originaldo faces temptation

Spherical footballer Ronaldo has poured cold water over talk of a comeback to the big-time after two goals in two games for new club Corinthians by refusing to even lie about kicking his partying habits. A brave journalist brought up the subject of the time Ronaldo accidentally picked up two transvestite prostitutes (only [...]

Football video: Fat Ronaldo scores again

Rob Parker | March 12, 2009

And it’s not even with transvestites

The chubbier of the two Ronaldos (or Originaldo as we might take to calling him) has continued his impressive comeback with another goal for Corinthians. The ex-AC Milan striker found the net against Sao Caetano to take him to two goals in two games since his return from a lengthy [...]