OTP Rebounds: Fulham make official club video, Wenger’s pub revelation, and Tevez’s Latin band

Usama Waheed | September 27, 2009

Silva’s Spanish selections

Carlos Tevez looks for silverware in The X Factor [The Spoiler]
Fabio Capello gives second chances [Mirror Football]
A match made in heaven [Dirty Tackle]
‘Is your team’ or ‘are your team’? - the is/are debate rages on [The Offside]
Arsene Wenger learnt his trade from pubs [FourFourTwo]
Fulham’s official club video [The Original Winger]

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Video: Cristiano Ronaldo scores stunning goal against Villarreal

Rob Parker | September 24, 2009

Five goals in his first four La Liga games for C-Ron

Cristiano Ronaldo has become the first Real Madrid player ever to score in his first four La Liga appearances - and his did it in style. The world’s most expensive player went on a powerful run from inside his own half before shooting from outside [...]

Video: Ronaldo love of falling on left wrist ends in broken hand

Rob Parker | July 28, 2009

Chubby Brazilian’s wrist can’t withstand weight of chubby Brazilian

How the mighty have fallen. Literally. Originaldo is facing five weeks on the sidelines after breaking bones in left hand taking this fall during Corinthians’ match against Palmeiras.
The hefty striker might have shed a couple of pounds since he started playing regularly again, but it seems he [...]

Video: When Ronaldo met Hugh Jackman

Rob Parker | May 6, 2009

Complete strangers meet to exchange gifts in front of cameras

Christmas in the Jackman household must be a wonderful time. Not only does Hugh buy terrible presents, he also buys them about two sizes too small for the recipient. But the size issue is just one of many reasons why you will never see Originaldo wearing [...]

Video: Corinthians captain set on fire in victory celebration

Rob Parker | May 4, 2009

Oops, we set light to the skipper

Corinthians’ Paulista championship victory over Santos was overshadowed by the trophy celebration, which saw captain William set on fire. The skipper was on a podium covered in confetti to collect the cup when the array of fireworks sent both confetti and captain up in flames. Apparently news that paper [...]

Fat Ronaldo moves to four goals in three games for Corinthians

Rob Parker | March 26, 2009

Can’t argue with that figure (it works on so many levels)

Originaldo continued his promising comeback in his native Brazil with another two goals for Corinthians last night. The big-boned striker won and converted a penalty, and turned and finished neatly in the box for his second in the match against Ponte Preta.
Rather than just show [...]

Fat Ronaldo can’t promise he has quit the trannies

Rob Parker | March 16, 2009

Originaldo faces temptation

Spherical footballer Ronaldo has poured cold water over talk of a comeback to the big-time after two goals in two games for new club Corinthians by refusing to even lie about kicking his partying habits. A brave journalist brought up the subject of the time Ronaldo accidentally picked up two transvestite prostitutes (only [...]