Corinthians knew they had made a big signing when they secured the services of Ronaldo, but they are only just discovering quite how BIG. The rotund one is struggling to shift the weight he piled on during his injury layoff and is left jogging round behind his team-mates like the fat kid at school on a cross country run. Watch the video above for a sneaky look at his muffin top belly.
You wouldn’t have thought that merely wearing Cristiano Ronaldo’s skintight Nike training gear would allow you to show him up on the football pitch, but Nike see things a little differently. Manchester United kitman Albert Morgan gets a new lease of life when he dons the magic Nike Pro top of Ronaldo.
Given that the demon drink has scuppered the careers of so many British talents, Off The Post could forgive itself a little smirk as Brazil´s most recent golden generation are one-by-one claimed by the demons of fast-food and a fast lifestyle. Is this cruel? No, because we are laughing with them not at them. The biggest (in every sense) Brazilian in this current predicament, Ronaldo, seems to find his situation hilarious.
The supersized striker has been joking about his lack of a club after turning up to train with the Bolivian national team. He joked: “I’m the new signing of the Bolivian national team.” That is like Wayne Rooney going to train with Wales if he gets too fat. I think I would stick to the nightclubs!
