Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Red Devils take on quick-fire competition
What do we learn from this?
1. Ryan Giggs is still the master.
2. Wayne Rooney is actually rubbish.
3. Gary Neville must have been aiming for the corner flag.
4. Darren Fletcher is a cheat.
Rob Parker | January 21, 2010
Red Devils are not social
Manchester United has announced that none of its players are currently using social networking sites amid rumours of an enforced Twitter ban. A news story on the club’s official website claimed that no United player is an active social networker.
The statement said: “The club wishes to make it clear that no [...]
Rob Parker | December 15, 2009
Man Yoo star’s gong makes some people rich
Ryan Giggs’ surprise BBC Sports Personality of the Year victory might not have been such a shock to some punters. Accusations have been made that news of the 36-year-old’s win was leaked in the 20 minutes before he received the trophy after a late flurry of bets forced [...]
Rob Parker | December 14, 2009
Man Utd veteran picks up Beeb gong
In case you doubted just how nice a bloke Ryan Giggs is, this video ought to put your mind at rest. Not only is clearly humbled at receiving the award, he also uses his acceptance speech to put the kids to bed!
Rob Parker | September 28, 2009
1. Chelsea are beatable after all.
2. And Wigan are capable of beating one of the Big Four after all. I don’t think too many people would have backed them to break their 34 game duck against Carlo Ancelotti’s unbeaten side.
3. One little slip and suddenly Manchester United are top again. You’ll have to watch them, [...]
Rob Parker | July 2, 2009
Man Yoo squad work on their lingo skils
Manchester United players have gone back to the classroom to work on their Indonesian conversation skills. In a new advert produced ahead of their annual money-spinning trip to the Far East, a handful of the squad are shown being taught some useful phrases for the trip.
The players are [...]
Rob Parker | June 26, 2009
Obligatory football-themed Michael Jackson joke
A. Sir Alex will still be playing Giggs in August.
