Rob Parker | October 30, 2009
Moody striker would like spot-kick responsibilty
When Inter Milan’s Mario Balotelli won a penalty five minutes into their match against Palermo last night, he obviously felt that was justification for him taking it. Samuel Eto’o disagreed, pulled rank and placed the ball on the spot.
Balotelli continued to stand next to the ball demanding to take the [...]
Rob Parker | May 27, 2009
Barca hitman dying for a hit, man
Any football manager worth his salt will tell you that after taking the lead in a big match, nothing calms the nerves like a bit of heroin. Samuel Eto’o was only too aware of this fact!
Rob Parker | May 27, 2009
1. Barcelona were hungrier, quicker, more committed and - bottom line - better than Manchester United. The best team (by a mile) won.
2. What a coincidence. Wayne Rooney’s boots go missing and then their owner go missing too. Anyone seen him, by the way?
3. Pep Guardiola truly is the next Jose Mourinho. The brooding looks [...]
Rob Parker | November 17, 2008
Eskimo kisses all round
Barcelona’s Samuel Eto’o and Recreativo Huelva’s Cesar Arzo get up close and personal. Hope they both opted for a pre-match brush of the teeth.
Rob Parker | October 2, 2008
Barca coach wants his players to keep their hands to themselves
Just look at the glare Samuel Eto’o receives after shoving his coach Pep Guardiola as they react to a Barca goal against Real Betis last week. You don’t mess around with Pep.
