Jimmy Bullard struggles to record Sky Sports penpic video

Rob Parker | August 17, 2009

Walk forward and smile: not as easy as it sounds

You imagine some Premier League footballers might consider recording their pre-match introduction videos for Sky Sports to be a bit of a chore and a waste of their time. Not Jimmy Bullard. He had all the time in the world.
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Football video: Mackem Mover stars in T-Mobile advert

Rob Parker | March 22, 2009

Soccer AM star goes viral

Everybody’s favourite dancing Sunderland fan - well, probably the world’s only dancing Sunderland fan - the Mackem Mover has followed in footsteps of Peter Crouch and sold his soul to T-Mobile. He made his name after becoming a cult hero through his coverage on Soccer AM.
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Robbie Keane’s last job at Liverpool - explaining that Steve Bruce has a big, fat head

Rob Parker | February 9, 2009

Robert Keane Translation Services

It seems Robbie Keane might have been brought to Liverpool by Rafa Benitez as a very expensive Italian translator for Andrea Dossena. The new Spurs captain might not have picked up a great deal of the lingo during his brief stint at Inter Milan, but he certainly knows how to convey the [...]

Football video: Leyton Orient fan reminds MK Dons’ Jude Stirling how to take a throw-in

Rob Parker | February 2, 2009

Free advice from the opposition fans

When a professional footballer from your club makes a mess of something as simple as a throw-in, it can be frustrating. But when MK Dons full-back Jude Stirling made a right pig’s ear of his throw against Leyton Orient the away supporters seemed to be more annoyed than Stirling’s own [...]

Football video: Gabriel Agbonlahor receives a ghostly shoulder massage

Rob Parker | January 26, 2009

Gabi gets spooked

It is difficult to tell whether Ashley Young’s pre-match motivational shoulder rub on team-mate Gabriel Agbonlahor helped him prepare for the match or left him wondering if he was going mad. Watch and all will become clear.

Football video: Notts County’s Neil MacKenzie does the Crossbar Challenge as a horse

Rob Parker | December 23, 2008

Lower league horseplay

The Soccer AM Crossbar Challenge has seen some characters over the seasons, but Notts County’s Neil MacKenzie is surely the first player to take part wearing a horse mask and galloping around the pitch.
It would be easy to assume that MacKenzie - now on-loan at Port Vale - is your typical stupid footballer, [...]