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Jan 07 2009

Football video: Flower girl shows off her silky skills

Stepover magic from a three-year-old

Mmm, wedding day kickabout, isn’t it? Veils for goalposts and all that. It looks at first glance like this tiny flower girl is guilty of losing possession to the page boy, and indeed she is, but check out the wild Ryan Giggs Circa 1995 stepover that she pulls off first.

Spotted on Dirty Tackle

Jan 06 2009

When football meets bullfighting (or footbull if you prefer)

Show off your silky skills, avoid the rampaging animal

This could be the future of the Premier League in these days of on-demand entertainment and short attention spans. Just imagine: “Manchester United have fallen a goal behind here at the Emirates. It looks like Alex Ferguson is preparing to play his Bully Bonus. Yes, the fourth official is signalling that Manchester United are releasing their bull into the Arsenal defence.”

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Jan 05 2009

Football video: Matt Paterson’s horror tackle on Nemanja Vidic

Southampton youngster sent-off against Man Yoo

Southampton’s difficult task of seeing off Manchester United in the FA Cup third round was made nigh on impossible when young Matt Paterson was red carded for this lunge on United’s Nemanja Vidic.

Video spotted on 101GreatGoals

Jan 04 2009

Football video: Nottingham Forest knock Manchester City out of the FA Cup

Forest giant-kill City


Nottingham Forest scored one of the biggest shocks of Saturday’s FA Cup third round fixtures as they defeated Manchester City at Eastlands. Mark Hughes’ multi-millionaire side went down 0-3 as Forest cruised into the fourth round.

Video spotted on 101GreatGoals

Dec 31 2008

Football video: Reading goalkeeper Adam Federici scores against Cardiff

Royals keeper is fox in the box

Just look at Reading goalkeeper Adam Federici’s reactions as he picks himself up from a tangle on the floor to fire home a vital equaliser against Cardiff. His manager Steve Coppell said: “It was a good take. He had to get up off the floor quickly to finish, which is a skill he would have learnt in goalkeeping practice. I’ve seen him score for us before in a pre-season game at Bromley when he played outfield. He’s a good outfield player. All goalkeepers are frustrated centre-forwards anyway.”

Spotted on 101GreatGoals

Dec 29 2008

Football video: Danny Allsopp flattens opposition coach John Kosmina

One way of getting their coach to sit down

Do you come from a land down under where strikers shoulder barge the other team’s manager? Melbourne Victory’s Danny Allsopp does. The former Manchester City forward chose not to take evasive action as his momentum carried him towards Sydney FC manager John Kosmina.

Poor old Kosmina has been on the receiving end of this sort of treatment before…
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Dec 23 2008

Football video: Notts County’s Neil MacKenzie does the Crossbar Challenge as a horse

Lower league horseplay

The Soccer AM Crossbar Challenge has seen some characters over the seasons, but Notts County’s Neil MacKenzie is surely the first player to take part wearing a horse mask and galloping around the pitch.

It would be easy to assume that MacKenzie - now on-loan at Port Vale - is your typical stupid footballer, except he appeared on Countdown and won five heats!

Spotted on Dirty Tackle

Dec 21 2008

Football video: Jose Mourinho pounces on a half-naked Maicon

A truly Special celebration

A post-goal celebration pile-on is not unusual on a football pitch, but you don’t expect to see the manager leading the charge. Jose Mourinho got a bit overexcited after Maicon scored a late winner for Inter Milan against Siena and flung himself on the back of his underdressed hero. His dry cleaner will be pleased with the extra work anyway!

Spotted on 101GreatGoals

Dec 19 2008

Football video: Argentine player kills pigeon

Gaston Aguirre latest player to attack feathered friend

San Lorenzo defender Gaston Aguirre will forever have the stain of pigeon blood on his conscience after killing a bird during a recent match. The Argentinian’s shot connected with the bird, who sadly didn’t have the quick reactions of his mates, killing it instantly.

The poor little blighter didn’t exactly get a big send-off. Scooped up by the referee, dumped off the pitch and play continued. At least Aguirre was in reflective mood. He said: “I kicked the ball and, poor pigeon. Now I will be remembered as the pigeon killer.”

This reminds us of the time Evil Lucas Neill tried to wipe out a bird.

Spotted on 101GreatGoals

Dec 18 2008

Robin Van Persie suffers from an undescended ball

Arsenal star’s strike gets stuck in the top corner

We thought it was the season to be jolly, but apparently it is the season to bombard us with virals. Adidas have launched a second volley of short videos promoting their range of boots, following hot on the heels of those released a couple of weeks ago.

Spotted on 101GreatGoals