Greedy David Moyes loses count of Everton’s goals

Rob Parker | March 8, 2010

Toffees boss awards his side an extra goal

Everton manager David Moyes caused some sniggering in the post-match press conference when it emerged he had last track of the score during his side’s thrashing of Hull City. In fact, Moyes needed a bit of convincing that the game had finished at 5-1 and not 6-1 as [...]

Video: Goalkeeping gaffe great Peter Enckelman produces another clanger (Cardiff v Preston)

Rob Parker | March 1, 2010

Why would I make the save when there’s gardening to be done?

Cardiff keeper Peter Enckelman is the master of goalkeeping howlers. The Finnish keeper’s career has been dogged by the memory of the outrageous goal he conceded in the Birmingham derby from an Olof Mellberg throw-in. So things like this incident against Preston don’t really [...]

Video: Smithy leads Manchester United in aerobics class for Sport Relief

Rob Parker | February 28, 2010

Carling Cup winners get a decent workout

Comedian James Corden (better known as Gavin and Stacey’s Smithy) has already delivered a motivational speech to the England squad for Comic Relief. Now he has put Manchester United’s players through their paces with an aerobic workout for Sport Relief.
The full sketch will not be seen until the Sport [...]

Which ex-Premier League player doesn’t appreciate the subtitles?

Rob Parker | February 15, 2010

Xenophobic TV text

OTP had the pleasure of bumping into a former Premier League player over the weekend who was in very good spirits and having a bit of a joke. So which recently retired player had the following gripe with Dutch television?
“I played in Holland for four years, I learnt the language and always did [...]

Hard Tackle: Michael Brown and Stephen Ireland get overexcited

Rob Parker | February 12, 2010

Pompey provide City with a stiff test

Thanks to OTP reader Tom Commins for spotting this rather peculiar post which looks like it might descend into a jousting match.

Top 10 conclusions weekend 23-24 January

Rob Parker | January 25, 2010

1. If Arsene Wenger thought playing a pensionable central defensive partnership would provide the experience to deal with Rory Delap’s long-throw, he thought wrong.
2. 2010 is turning out to be the FA Cup year of Jermaine Beckford. More fantastic entertainment from Leeds.
3. Having said that, since the Premier League’s elite seem content to capitulate at [...]

David Beckham strips to his pants on the pitch

Rob Parker | January 11, 2010

AC Milan fans get the Armani ad live-show

AC Milan are certainly getting their money’s-worth out of David Beckham. Just his second match for the club and he is already performing an on-pitch striptease.
Away from the underwear department, it was another fine display from Becks as he grabbed an assist in a 3-0 win over Juventus. [...]