Rob Parker | October 15, 2009
1. Peter Crouch’s gangly legs are not supposed to be involved in six-yard tap-ins. They were made for bicycle kicks.
2. David Beckham has brown hair, a ginger moustache and a black beard. What is that all about?
3. Twin, dwarf, right-footed wingers is probably not a viable tactical option against decent opposition.
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Rob Parker | September 9, 2009
Last time England met Croatia at Wembley…
…it all ended in tears. Here is the way talkSport chose to commemorate that fateful night’s events.
Rob Parker | August 6, 2009
Schteve is inschensched
Ex-England boss Steve McClaren was not best pleased to see his FC Twente side knocked out of the Champions League by a late Sporting Lisbon goal. He expressed his anger verbally to a global television audience!
Spotted on 101GG
Rob Parker | October 28, 2008
… it hasn’t
This interview was from last week’s action. When will he ever learn. At least he manages to slip-in the English cliche: “Anything can happen in football.”
Rob Parker | September 5, 2008
Football has gone crazy this week. Manchester City got rich and Robinho got signed, there was Alan Curbishley and Kevin Keegan’s decision to leave their posts, and the whole Dimitar Berbatov saga. What we need to settle things down is a return to normality.
And what could be more routine than England struggling to beat a [...]
