Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Disgraceful Portsmouth player headbutts Stevie G’s elbow
Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard was forced to elbow Portsmouth’s Michael Brown in the head in self-defence during last night’s Premier League clash. The England international was left with no choice but to lash out to protect himself after clearly becoming threatened by Brown’s very aggressive running line.
Rumours of a [...]
Rob Parker | March 9, 2010
Liverpool skipper swears at ref
Steven Gerrard is likely to find himself in hot water with the FA after aiming a two-fingered gesture at referee Andre Marriner during Liverpool’s defeat against Wigan last night.
Gerrard appeared to give the V-sign to Marriner as the referee booked him in the 81st minute of the 1-0 defeat. Somehow [...]
Rob Parker | July 24, 2009
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard found not guilty at Liverpool Crown Court
Thank goodness justice was done and seen to be done today at Liverpool Crown Court. Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard was cleared of affray after admitting punching a man he thought might be about to punch him but now admits wasn’t about to punch him.
The jury [...]
Rob Parker | July 23, 2009
But not the one you expected
Liverpool’s dramatic 2005 Champions League victory is the subject of a new short film. Fifteen Minutes That Shook The World will take a comic look at the Reds’ famous comeback against AC Milan in Istanbul. Steven Gerrard (assuming he is not behind bars), Jamie Carragher and Dietmar Hamman are among [...]
Rob Parker | July 22, 2009
Liverpool skipper might struggle to explain this one…
As you will have heard, Steven Gerrard is at Liverpool Crown Court this week defending himself against a charge of affray. The Liverpool captain was arrested last December following an incident as he celebrated his side’s victory over Newcastle with friends.
The alleged victim, Marcus McGee, who was widely [...]
Rob Parker | April 22, 2009
Liverpool skipper can go tighter, lower and wider than Jamie Redknapp
For a long time Jamie Redknapp has, erm, held his own as the ladies man of the Sky Sports punditry team. But last night he came up against stiff competition from some younger, fitter competition.
Never one to back down from a fight, Steven Gerrard picked [...]
Rob Parker | February 27, 2009
Near genius
This ones a bit slow off the blocks, but I had not seen it before so I guess many of you have not seen it either. As you may have guessed, it is Bohemian Rhapsody re-written in the wake of Stevie Gerrard’s brush with the law. This is probably not going to placate the [...]
