Rob Parker | June 8, 2009
OTP offers up some football curses that even your granny can say under her breath!
1. Zoran Tošić
Example: You’re the biggest Tošić I’ve ever met.
2. John Utaka
Example: Shove that up Utaka.
3. Chris Gunter
Example: You are such a Gunter.
Rob Parker | May 30, 2009
No top hats for Everton midfield
Terry Venables has used his pre-FA Cup final newspaper column to tell the world that short midfielders can be effective. Earlier this week, OTP told you that prior to the Champions League Final, Venables took a pop at Lionel Messi’s height only for the diminutive star to score a decisive [...]
Rob Parker | December 1, 2008
Have yourself a holy yellow card
Steven Pienaar showed that he shares Kaka’s religious views if not quite his footballing prowess by celebrating his winning goal against Tottenham yesterday in a ‘God Is Great’ vest. Kaka famously celebrated winning the Champions League in an ‘I Belong To Jesus’ t-shirt.
We are making the big assumption that Pienaar [...]
