Hard Tackle: Sylvain Distin announces his arrival at Everton

Usama Waheed | September 3, 2009

I’m right behind you, buddy

Following his transfer from Portsmouth, Sylvain Distin announced his arrival in Everton with a bang warm hug and boob grope in the soaking rain to congratulate teammate Louis Saha for opening the scoring against Wigan. Nice gesture, no doubt, but the look on Saha’s face suggests he’d rather drown [Or that [...]

Hard Tackle: David James and Sylvain Distin frolic in the sea

Rob Parker | October 3, 2008

Play up, Pompey

Welcome to our new feature Hard Tackle, which will celebrate football’s funny and surprisingly frequent homoerotic moments. On the field of play is one thing, but here are Portsmouth’s David James and Sylvain Distin showing what a tight defensive unit they are. The pair celebrated Pompey’s UEFA Cup victory in Portugal by getting [...]