Video: Thierry Henry finds a sport where he can put his handball skills to use

Rob Parker | February 19, 2010

Tel shoots some hoops

Thierry Henry really sets himself up for these things, doesn’t he? After the season he has had, you would think his advisers would be advising against publicly endorsing sports that are heavily reliant on the use of hands to succeed.
But no, they packed him off with a film crew to pick up [...]

Proof that all Thierry Henry’s Arsenal training paid off for France

Rob Parker | January 12, 2010

Arsene Wenger reveals his handball drills

Republic of Ireland fans can allow themselves a wry smile after Arsene Wenger revealed that he trains his players to handle the ball. The Arsenal boss was speaking after Saturday’s match against Everton when midfielder Denilson did his best dying swan impression while in possession.
The Toffees’ Tim Cahill sportingly kicked [...]

Sepp Blatter laughs at Republic of Ireland’s request to go to the World Cup

Rob Parker | November 30, 2009

FIFA president further endears himself to Irish public

Sepp Blatter risked further fury from the FAI and Republic of Ireland’s supporters as he scoffed at their attempts to overturn Thierry Henry’s handball. The FIFA president burst into laughter as he told the story of how the FAI had requested to be the ‘33rd team’ at next [...]

Gillette does its best to disassociate itself from Thierry Henry’s handball

Rob Parker | November 30, 2009

The Hand of Frog gets Photoshopped out

Shaving brand Gillette has tweaked its advert to avoid any suggestion that they helped Thierry Henry towards his infamous handball against the Republic of Ireland. In the advert, Henry was featured honing his ball control with the offending hand.

Video: Republic of Ireland robbed of World Cup place by Thierry Henry

Rob Parker | November 19, 2009

Offside and handball, but the goal stands

If I was Irish I would be waking up this morning a very bitter man. The Republic of Ireland had a place at next year’s World Cup snatched away from them by this horrendous piece of refereeing. Despite the fact that two players were offside, at least one very [...]

OTP Rebounds: Bored Thierry Henry, cross dressers and injury fakers

Usama Waheed | September 7, 2009

Showing off our link-up play

Thierry Henry publicly declares France’s players are bored with Raymond Domenech [Mirror]
Which player faked an injury to get out of Newcastle? [The Spoiler]
Slaven Bilic knows something about England that we don’t. [The Guardian]
Sven Eriksson attracts cross-dressing footballers. [Dirty Tackle]
The most feared managers in football. [The Independent]

Video: Ryan Giggs and Thierry Henry’s Reebok viral

Rob Parker | May 27, 2009

Mainly promoting manly fun, Apple, courier services and books

Ah, bless. I’ve been rooting for these two to get it together for years. This new Reebok viral is supposed to show Giggs and Henry psyching each other out ahead of tonight’s Champions League Final. To be fair, they are just flirting with each. Knowing smiles as [...]