Dan Morris | May 13, 2009
Recovering alcoholic recommends drink to deal with stress
Ex-Spurs star Paul Gascoigne has some words of wisdom for the club’s current stars. The recovering alcoholic says footballers SHOULD be allowed to get drunk occasionally, to help them cope with the pressures of the game.
Earlier this week we told you about Harry Redknapp’s has decision to re-ban [...]
Rob Parker | April 21, 2009
Kind of
This spoof report into Danielle Lloyd’s switch of north London allegiances is brought to you by Tim Lovejoy’s online TV project Channel Bee (yeah, I thought he worked for Twitter too).
Spotted on 101GG
Rob Parker | April 1, 2009
Tottenham’s architects have been busy generating more graphics
Work on Spurs’ new stadium has progressed to the extent that OTP is now able to bring you a new computer graphic of the finished article. When we first saw the plans we noted that Spurs had mastered “corporate whoredom for the unsubtle”. And this new picture has [...]
Rob Parker | March 24, 2009
FRAGILE - HANDLE WITH CARE - c/o Harry Redknapp, White Hart Lane
Well, it turns out we were right to suspect that Fabio Capello is not a miracle worker. After a close inspection from England’s medical staff, it has been confirmed that Ledley King’s knee is as knackered as everyone thought and he has been sent [...]
Rob Parker | March 2, 2009
1. The quintuple is still on for Manchester United then. It is a big ask, but then again they won this one without some of their biggest stars.
2. Ben Foster was immense. Please let him stay fit in the run-up to next year’s World Cup.
3. So David Bentley can hit a skip from a roof, [...]
Rob Parker | March 1, 2009
The spot-kicks that settled the silverware
The Carling Cup final went the whole way earlier today. This is the penalty shootout that eventually settled the match after a goalless 120 minutes. Man Utd emerged 4-1 winners at the end of the shootout.
For now you can enjoy the action (particularly look out for the contrast in Carling [...]
Rob Parker | February 24, 2009
What is it with Spurs keepers?
It doesn’t seem to matter which goalkeeper Harry Redknapp picks, the end result is the same. Heurelho Gomes has become a comedy figure after his string of howlers this season, while new signing Carlo Cudicini is quickly making himself at home at White Hart Lane with some high-profile blunders of [...]
