One way of avoiding a transfer to Stoke…

Rob Parker | September 2, 2009

… go into hiding

Bayern Munich defender Christian Lell came up with an ingenious plan to avoid a move to Stoke City. The 25-year-old went into hiding until the transfer window was safely shut and his proposed move to the Potteries scuppered.
Tony Pulis was keen to meet Bayern’s £3 million asking price, but the player himself [...]

Jason Manford on the dangers of Transfer Deadline day

Rob Parker | December 14, 2008

Transfer window fever is nearly upon us

Comedian Jason Manford discusses the risks posed by Transfer Deadline Day. Not long until the uPVC January window opens now!

Daily Mirror Football Spy Darren Lewis in a bunny costume

Rob Parker | September 2, 2008

Mirror hack rabbiting on

It seems Robinho’s move to Manchester City surprised even the most insider of football insiders. The Mirror’s so-called Football Spy Darren Lewis vowed on transfer deadline day that if the pint-sized Brazilian didn’t join Chelsea he would prevent the following day’s video in a bunny outfit. Oops!

Check out my Top 10 Transfer Deadline Talking Points

Rob Parker | September 2, 2008

Click here to check out my Top 10 Transfer Deadline Talking Points over at the ever-excellent Soccerlens site.
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Top Five Shrewd Deadline Day Moves

Rob Parker | September 2, 2008

The best of the deadline day business

1. Tom Soares to Stoke (£1.5 million)
When this guy last played in the top-flight, the big clubs couldn’t wait to throw their money at him. He might have gone off the boil slightly, but he is only 22 and his talent is undoubted. A good piece of business for [...]

Dimitar Berbatov’s Manchester City contract

Rob Parker | September 1, 2008

The Spoiler has got a hilarious spoof of Dimitar Berbatov’s Manchester City contract. Click here to see it in full.