The Big Thesaurus of Football Transfer Gossip

Usama Waheed | June 29, 2009

Let’s look up ‘big’ in the thesaurus and see what comes up

It looks like clubs are now using thesauruses before releasing official club statements. In these busy days of transfer windows, a “big”, “multi-million”, or “undisclosed” figure doesn’t cut it anymore.
Following hot on the heels of the news that Valencia would only sell David Villa [...]

Michael Owen sends round brochure advertising Michael Owen

Rob Parker | June 15, 2009

When getting ’sources close to you’ to tell the press where you want to go fails…

Newcastle striker (for a few more days at least) Michael Owen has created a glossy brochure offering his services to a selection of Premier League clubs he has taken a fancy to. The 34-page document tells the chosen clubs why [...]

The Dodo is not extinct, Manchester United are about to sign him

Rob Parker | April 23, 2009

‘The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated’

Manchester United are apparently swooping to sign Dodo (just as well he is a flightless bird then). The 17-year-old - whose full name is Jose Rodolfo Pires Ribeiro Dodo - currently plays for Corinithians in Brazil.
The youngster has starred for Brazil in the South American Under-17 championships, [...]

Andrei Arshavin arrives at Arsenal, starts selling shirts, doesn’t like some of his team-mates

Rob Parker | February 4, 2009

Russian poses with his number 23

I am thinking of getting Andrei (or Andrey as the Arsenal website prefers) Arshavin to pick my lottery numbers. Yesterday, before any deal had been confirmed, he said: “Now I can say only one thing, that if I play for Arsenal, it will be at number 23.” And just look [...]

Andrei Arshavin completes move to Arsenal

Rob Parker | February 3, 2009

That’s a lot of Arses

Andrei Arshavin sneaked into the Emirates Stadium last narrowly avoiding getting one of his feet stuck in the closing transfer window. The Russia international’s move to Arsenal went down to the wire but an announcement is expected later to day to confirm that it was completed in time.
A Zenit St Peterburg [...]

Top 10 Transfer Deadline Day talking points

Rob Parker | February 2, 2009

Close the window - the snow’s getting in

1. Robbie Keane’s sixth month loan deal at Liverpool proved to be an expensive one - £8 million on transfer fees alone.
2. Chelsea may be pleased to sign Ricardo Quaresma, but I would always question the logic of signing a Portuguese player who was not wanted by serial [...]

MyFootballClub members sign Darius Charles for Ebbsfleet

Rob Parker | January 29, 2009

Interactive transfer deal

Ebbsfleet United have completed the signing of Brentford’s Darius Charles after a vote by members of the MyFootballClub website, which owns the club. The members, who each paid £35 to be vote on major decisions at club, decided to go ahead with the £25,000 purchase of Charles.
The money came from the sale of [...]