Top 10 English football exports to Turkey

Rob Parker | July 3, 2009

As Darius Vassell mulls over a move to Turkey, we look at those who have blazed the trail for him.

1. Colin Kazim Richards
CKR - the Coca Cola Kid - not only made himself at home in Turkey, he bagged a Champions League goal for Fenerbahce against Chelsea and broke into the Turkish national team. He [...]

Gay referee to go to court to get his job back

Rob Parker | June 18, 2009

Turkish FA give gay ref red card

A Turkish referee is preparing to go to the European Court of Human Rights after allegedly being stripped of his licence for being gay. Halil Ibrahim Dincdag, aged 33, had his refereeing licence revoked after coming out on a TV show last month.
He said: “I have not committed a [...]

Turkish chocolate bars’ viral budgets are not as big as Nike’s

Rob Parker | May 29, 2009

Ooh, look how hard he strikes the ball

Every man and his dog knows that if you can get a funny viral doing the rounds on websites like Off The Post then you are on to a good thing. Unfortunately, the advertising team behind Turkish chocolate bar Metro don’t have the money to spend on expensive [...]

The Guardian tries to provoke war between Israel and Pakistan

Rob Parker | February 4, 2009

Think of a country beginning with P…

Oops! The Guardian has unleashed a political hot potato all of its own baking by claiming that a Turkish footballer planted a Pakistan flag in the middle of the pitch during a match. The headline appears on the homepage of Guardian Sport, but fortunately they have got their story [...]