Rob Parker | March 3, 2010
Reasons why skivers shouldn’t carry banners #754
Chelsea’s Juliano Belletti was left holding the babies last night after the nanny who usually looks after his two children phoned in sick. The Brazilian utility player used the time to sit back and watch his national team play against Republic of Ireland at the Emirates Stadium.
And who [...]
Dan Morris | February 17, 2010
Sunderland striker is a qwitter
Darren Bent has become so enthralled in the Twitter craze that he’s had to call it a day. He revealed he has quit the social networking site to concentrate on his football. Glad to here you got your priorities right, Darren.
The Sunderland striker had fought hard to get more than 15,000 [...]
Rob Parker | January 21, 2010
Red Devils are not social
Manchester United has announced that none of its players are currently using social networking sites amid rumours of an enforced Twitter ban. A news story on the club’s official website claimed that no United player is an active social networker.
The statement said: “The club wishes to make it clear that no [...]
Rob Parker | September 29, 2009
Darren Bent’s Twitter ruined by watermarks
Darren Bent’s plans for a shiny new Twitter background have been scuppered by pesky Getty Images’ copyright watermark. Whether the Sunderland striker wants to fight a lengthy legal battle over his image rights or use one of the many photos on the internet which don’t have words written all over [...]
Rob Parker | August 25, 2009
But I thought they lost 1-3?
…and then the Scousers woke up, checked their Twitter accounts and found it had all been just a bad dream.
Thanks to Keith Belfast for the tip.
Rob Parker | July 1, 2009
Sitcom actor rolls out more Magpies jibes
Gavin and Stacey actor Mathew Horne is fast becoming a one-stop-shop for anti-Newcastle jokes. His Twitter account has once again featured a gag at the expense of the Toon.
He tweeted: “I always vowed if I won the lottery, I’d buy Newcastle United Football Club…it’s just getting those bloody three [...]
Rob Parker | June 24, 2009
You know you’re a laughing stock when…
… well, when comedy actors start having a joke on you, of course. Gavin and Stacey star Mathew Horne has taken to posting jokes about Newcastle on Twitter.
He tweeted: “Earlier today I saw a Newcastle Utd season ticket nailed to a tree,I thought ‘I’m having that!’ cos you can [...]
