Rob Parker | January 21, 2010
Gunners survive Trotters scare
Arsenal came from two goals down to win 4-2 against Bolton and move top of the Premier League. Owen Coyle’s side took an early lead through Gary Cahill’s goal and a Matt Taylor penalty. Tomas Rosicky put the Gunners back in contention just before half-time, before Cesc Fabregas scored a controversial equaliser. [...]
Rob Parker | March 27, 2009
The beautiful game’s kings of bling
1. David Beckham
Football’s undisputed king of bling. Probably only uses Gucci toilet roll. Changes his image on a Madonna-esque basis, and the cars and jewellery is updated just as frequently. In fact, the only bling accessory Becks has that has gone out of fashion is his wife.
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
The Manchester [...]
Rob Parker | March 16, 2009
Gunners’ early goal ruins commentator’s day
Arsenal v Blackburn
Match of the Day commentator Simon Brotherton probably wasn’t too concerned when he suffered a bout of verbal diarrhoea about the Arsenal captaincy as Arsene Wenger’s men passed the ball around the defence. These things can be edited out of highlights packages after all. Sadly for Brotherton, no [...]
Rob Parker | December 22, 2008
Jingle all the way with the Big Four
Send your own ElfYourself eCards
Apologies to anyone who hasn’t opened their advent calendar yet today, but I’ve just decided this deserves to be showcased. Take it away boys!
Rob Parker | November 27, 2008
As our American cousins are gorging themselves on huge portions of food (even more so than normal days), here are some things we are thankful for…
1. Turkey. Thankfully now he has stepped down as Arsenal captain he can go get stuffed.
2. Foreign sugar daddies who bankroll our clubs with scant regard for words like ‘recession’ [...]
Rob Parker | October 24, 2008
Arsene Wenger fuming about crafty fag
Arsenal captain William Gallas could face action from the club after being photographed leaving a nightclub with a cigarette in his mouth. The French defender was snapped driving his car with the fag in his mouth, although newspaper reports claim witnesses said the cigarette was unlit (possibly the first time [...]
