Wilson Palacios will miss Spurs’ match at Portsmouth because he is under government orders to PARTAAAY!

Rob Parker | October 16, 2009

Mr Palacios, a message for you from the Ministry of Fun

Tottenham will face Portsmouth without midfielder Wilson Palacios this weekend because he has stayed in his native Honduras to party. We know that Latin American footballer returning late from international duty after bender is like so totally a cliché, but this story has a twist.
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Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 4-5 April

Rob Parker | April 6, 2009

1. Last gasp wins are where it’s at. Both of the top two scored injury time winners to keep up the pace.
2. It was all about 17-year-old Federico Macheda in the end. A fantastic strike from the youngster to win Manchester United’s match against Aston Villa.
3. I don’t know if goalkeeping errors are incorporated into [...]