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Jan 07 2009

Football video: Jermain Defoe’s return to Spurs parade and interview

Jermain’s big comeback

We know how strongly Tottenham fans feel about players who string along and betray their clubs. That is why Portsmouth turncoat Jermain Defoe was subjected to a barrage of homophobic and vindictive abuse at White Hart Lane last night. Or not.

Defoe was presented on the pitch before Spurs’ 4-1 Carling Cup victory over Burnley last night. He also gave an interview explaining the reasons for his return. Pompey fans: choose your own doses of salt to take it with!

Jan 06 2009

Football video: Big Fat Ronaldo is not fit yet

The most entertaining training session ever

Corinthians knew they had made a big signing when they secured the services of Ronaldo, but they are only just discovering quite how BIG. The rotund one is struggling to shift the weight he piled on during his injury layoff and is left jogging round behind his team-mates like the fat kid at school on a cross country run. Watch the video above for a sneaky look at his muffin top belly.

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Jan 06 2009

When football meets bullfighting (or footbull if you prefer)

Show off your silky skills, avoid the rampaging animal

This could be the future of the Premier League in these days of on-demand entertainment and short attention spans. Just imagine: “Manchester United have fallen a goal behind here at the Emirates. It looks like Alex Ferguson is preparing to play his Bully Bonus. Yes, the fourth official is signalling that Manchester United are releasing their bull into the Arsenal defence.”

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Jan 03 2009

Football video: Hossam Ghaly stopped from making sub appearance by Spurs boo-boys

Harry Redknapp backs out of controversial substitution

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp was forced to scrap a planned substitution in Friday night’s FA Cup win against Wigan amid fears the swap would disrupt his side’s momentum. Hossam Ghaly has not played for the club since throwing a tantrum (and his shirt) when substituted by Martin Jol in a match against Blackburn in May 2007.

s Sol Campbell will testify, the White Hart Lane faithful are not the most forgiving folks, and last night they showed Ghaly that he was still in their bad books. Ordered by Redknapp to strip off his tracksuit for a 10-minute comeback appearance, Ghaly faced a barrage of boos as he waited to join the action. This prompted Redknapp to tell the Egyptian to put his tracksuit back on and return to the bench.
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Jan 03 2009

Football video: Philipp Lahm becomes a magician’s assistant

It’s magic!

You just wouldn’t catch the Premier League’s finest playing Debbie McGee like this! Bayern Munich and Germany left-back Philipp Lahm was the star performer on Germany’s Stars in der Manege as he became a magician’s assistant for the day, much to the amusement of an onlooking Bastian Schweinsteiger. Watch and ponder just how the motorised device doesn’t cut Lahm to shreads (this one won’t require Jonathan Creek to solve!).

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Jan 02 2009

Ricardo Fuller talks about his slap on Andy Griffin

City slapper gets some stuff off his chest

Today’s papers are full of stories that Stoke players Andy Griffin and Ricardo Fuller have kissed and made up after their very public spat against West Ham. In an interview with Sky Sports Fuller seemed a little more circumspect. He claimed that Griffin had been “very rude and disrepectful” towards him. He added: “What he said was bad, but what I did was worse.”

The real heart-rending moment comes as Fuller discusses his passion for Stoke and football. [Cue violins] he said: “I give my all for Stoke all the time. maybe I give too much, and maybe that’s why I’m in this position now because I always try to do so much for football and for Stoke City.”

Spotted on 101GreatGoals

Dec 30 2008

Football video: Groningen coach Ron Jans gives ref the finger

Rude Dutchman swears at match official

There is something horribly David Brent about this moment of petulance from Groningen boss Ron Jans. The daredevil coach gives the referee a middle finger salute after Paulo Henrique’s goal for Heerenveen before pretending his was just having a good old stretch. Ooh yeah, that’s got it!

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Dec 30 2008

Football video: Ji-Sung Park misses from three yards against Middlesbrough

United midfielder misses sitter

A double-whammy of Man Yoo cock-ups in this short video. Firstly, Dimitar Berbatov’s shot with the outside of his foot has to be kept in play to prevent it going out for a throw-in, then the ball is put back in the danger zone for Ji-Sung Park to sky the ball over the bar from three yards out while one-on-one with the keeper.

UPDATE: Sorry, the internet police have hauled this one in.

Dec 30 2008

Steven Gerrard charged with assault and affray

Liverpool star in hot water over nightclub incident

Steven Gerrard has been charged with assault and affray over a glass-throwing incident in a Southport nightclub. The Liverpool skipper and five other men were arrested after a fight broke out which left a 34-year-old DJ with facial injuries. He has been bailed to appear before magistrates on 23 January.

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Dec 29 2008

Football video: Danny Allsopp flattens opposition coach John Kosmina

One way of getting their coach to sit down

Do you come from a land down under where strikers shoulder barge the other team’s manager? Melbourne Victory’s Danny Allsopp does. The former Manchester City forward chose not to take evasive action as his momentum carried him towards Sydney FC manager John Kosmina.

Poor old Kosmina has been on the receiving end of this sort of treatment before…
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