Football Lookalikes: Jose Bosingwa and the monobrowed baby from The Simpsons

The man to monitor Messi

Everyone’s favourite monobrowed comedy right-back will become a makeshift monobrowed comedy left-back tonight when Chelsea take on Barcelona in the Champions League semi-final. Jose Bosingwa will swap flanks to replace the suspended Ashley Cole, and will be charged with thwarting Lionel Messi.

Guus Hiddink said: “I have full confidence Bosingwa can do the job on Tuesday. We have some more options, but if he is doing well he can do the job.”

So full confidence, but replacements lined up in case he fails!