Wayne Rooney says “Later, w**kers” to Manchester United, apparently

Taking paraphrasing to new levels

Now, Fox News is the last place in the world you would expect to find a misleading headline. That’s why OTP was shocked to discover their angle on the reports that Wayne Rooney is set to quit Manchester United.

We’re now waiting for further developments to find out whether he slapped Sir Alex Ferguson as he said it or went for a more understated talk-to-the-hand.

Spotted on @James Dart via Pies.