Video: Tubby Chinese pitch invader fails in attempts to deck ref

Rubbish assailant

Using the most rudimentary evidence at your disposal in this video you will able to deduce that the well-built pitch invader intent on taking a swing at the referee is not only slower than the aforementioned match official, but also slower than the stadium security.

The intruder is sold a neat dummy by the ref, causing him to collapse in a heap. And he gets a second mouthful of grass when the stewards get their hands on him.

We dare say his human rights are being violated as we speak because you probably get more than a football banning order if you do this sort of thing in China.