A pair of average Paraguay fans prepare for the Copa America final
Paraguay, the world’s population of teenage boys is behind you, willing you to victory in tonight’s Copa America final.
The match against Uruguay could prove to be the first time that a team has ridden a wave of hormones to win a major tournament without committing a single doping offence.
It is fair to say that Paraguay have ensured the support of all neutrals of a certain age. And if you’re thinking ‘what the hell is he going on about?’, read this.