Put it away, Martin
There were plenty of people tuning into last night’s Copa America final hoping to see some post-match nudity.
Paraguay’s defeat meant Larissa Riquelme didn’t have to keep her promise to strip on the pitch. Instead the viewing public had to make do with a nude Martin Caceres.
The Sevilla defender provided further evidence – if further evidence was needed – that footballers just love to text with no clothes on.
The video was posted on YouTube by social media roving reporter extraordinaire but was later pulled from his official channel, presumably when someone pointed out that his harmless celebratory video contained traces of todger.
Caceres’ naturist approach to victory does detract slightly from crazy Sebastian Abreu and those outrageous tiny blue pants.