Who’s buying Newcastle defender Danny Simpson’s new app?

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If, like OTP, you often find yourself thinking that the one thing missing in your life is a Mario-style app for your phone in which you take on the role of Newcastle United right-back Danny Simpson, then we have good news for you. Salvation is coming!

The ex-Manchester United has begun to leak details of his new Danny Boy app through his Twitter account.

In what might be a slight over-estimation of the sway the Danny Simpson brand holds over the great British public, the £1.19 app for iPhone, iPad and iTouch will be on sale within the next month.

He uploaded screenshots of the game to his Twitter account last night: