Everton add to bald keeper collection
Everton have strengthened their squad by signing former Wolves keeper Marcus Hahnemann.
The USA international has been brought to Goodison Park in accordance with Tim Howard’s contractual requirement that no goalkeeper at the club should have more hair than him.
The follically-challenged number one’s current backup is Slovakian keeper Jan Mucha. Despite a visibly receding hairline and a shaved head, it is thought that Howard is concerned the reserve has slightly more hair than him.
Mucha will now be demoted to number three, with Hahnemann taking his place on the bench.