River Plate’s Leo Ponzio ruptures a haemorrhoid during match
We’d warn you about letting your food settle before watching the video above, but since you’ve set about reading a post entitled ‘River Plate’s Leo Ponzio ruptures a haemorrhoid during match’, OTP can only assume that digestion is the least of your concerns.
This is the sorry tale of River Plate midfielder Leo Ponzio, who showed that haemorrhoids aren’t always as easy to deal with as the TV adverts would have you believe.
Ponzio’s white shorts were given some prominent red detailing when he, in his own version of events, opened his anus wider than he would normally allow during a collision on the pitch.
He said: “It was weird what happened to me, because I had spent a week in which I had eaten well. In the meantime I had been fine, but after a move that threw me to the ground I opened myself more than usual and I started to feel the blood. I felt that something had broken.”
Leo, we all feel that something has broken after watching that.
Video via Dirty Tackle