Original Ronaldo’s new ripped body
I’m not too sure I’m ok with this.
Ronaldo is my favourite player from my lifetime but this was, in part, due to the fact that he clearly got on it off the field, with carnivals, drinking and clearly eating what the hell he liked. For someone to do that and then get a standing ovation at Old Trafford emphasises the beauty of the world. I can’t agree with the transvestite tomfoolery, but each to their own.
Now, Ronaldo has gone and let me down. He started losing weight and I forgave him, but getting all ripped is just too much.
So this is a plea: Stop it Ronny. Don’t get dangerously obese, but you were better when you had some serious meat on your bones. Get back on the empanadas.