Private Eye sums up the Wayne Rooney transfer speculation in two paragraphs

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- August 6, 2013

As ever, Private Eye sums up most modern sports journalism better than anyone else… pic.twitter.com/4ozGWh18kS

— Mick Collins (@MickPCollins) July 25, 2013

Satirical magazine Private Eye has given its take on the Wayne Rooney transfer saga.

It’s probably the most reliable piece of transfer news you’ll read this month.

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