The Juande Ramos, Didier Zokora, Tottenham, Lassana Diarra Love Square
Who’s gonna end up with who?
Right, so Juande has got the hots for Didier, who obviously impressed him with his inch-perfect passing during their Tottenham days (that doesn’t sound right). He would like to move him into his new pad in Madrid. But he also quite likes Lassana, who apparently has impressed him from afar (just not quite as much as Didier). He wouldn’t mind taking him to Madrid either.
Tottenham don’t want to lose Didier (we don’t know why), but if they did happen to have him wooed away from them by a suave Spaniard they would love to get together with Lassana. Lassana, according to Juande, is not quite as good at his job as Didier but Tottenham probably like him a bit more and think will fill the void just fine.
Could get messy…