‘Do Are Ya? Peter Lovenkrands
The blond-tipped assassin
Newcastle’s new signing Peter Lovenkrands might have made the best possible start with his new team in footballing terms, but three points and a debut goal do not make up for playing in fancy dress as an early-1990s dance artist. Hopefully the blond tips will be gone before too long (unless they hold the power of his goalscoring prowess).