Fat Ronaldo can’t promise he has quit the trannies
Spherical footballer Ronaldo has poured cold water over talk of a comeback to the big-time after two goals in two games for new club Corinthians by refusing to even lie about kicking his partying habits. A brave journalist brought up the subject of the time Ronaldo accidentally picked up two transvestite prostitutes (only the transvestite bit was accidental, you understand).
The interviewer asked: “So, will you stop visiting those clubs and bars now?” The chubby one signalled his lukewarm intentions of getting back to his best as he replied: “Of course I will try. But I’m only human.”