Sir Alex Ferguson condemns fan to suicide
RIP Andrew Marshall
Off The Post is sad to report the imminent death of one Andrew Marshall. Mr Marshall chose Wikipedia as a suitable medium to tell the world that he would shoot himself if Ritchie De Laet ever played a Premier League game for Manchester United.
The Wiki-boast came in the wake of the Belgian youngster’s January move to Old Trafford from Stoke. As you may be aware, De Laet made his Premier League debut against Hull yesterday. Tough luck, Andrew.