Breathe easy, folks. Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid is finito. It’s been emotional
The ‘t’ as in Cristiano is crossed, the subsequent ‘i’ dotted
OTP would like to dedicate this moment to Joao, who advised us: “Don’t start making movies where there aren’t any.” That was after we told you that Ronaldo had admitted he was taking Spanish lessons in January.
And a shout out to everyone who called us nasty names when we had a joke about Ronaldo throwing his United shirt away!
As for C-Ron, he finally gets to hook up with his best mate Marcelo.
PS Have you heard the rumour that Antonio Valencia wants to leave in January?!