Six Premier League stars wait for HIV test results
A new occupational hazard for the modern footballer
Footballers from three Premier League clubs face a nerve-wracking wait for HIV test results after a woman they had all slept with discovered she had contracted the infection. Six players have allegedly taken the tests after sleeping with the groupie (reportedly not at the same time, although you never know).
The woman seemingly went on a rampage through the PFA’s membership list after splitting with her boyfriend. When the couple hooked up again she wisely decided it would be prudent to get checked out for infections. At that point she was diagnosed with the HIV virus, although it is not known how long she has carried it.
All her sexual partners, including the Premier League stars, are now awaiting the test results.