Top five Wayne ‘I would never dive’ Rooney dives
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1. v Arsenal
2. v Blackburn
3. v Tottenham
4. v Villarreal
We can’t find video evidence for this one at the present, but we trust you will take the word of a Knight of the Realm. Sir Alex said: “He apologised to me and said he didn’t mean to do that. I think he’s been watching Robert Pires too much. At least he apologised to their players. You’d never see Pires do that.”
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5. v Chelsea
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