Premier League Name Translator: #10 Lewis Gooddeath

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name

Throughout his career in England, the West Ham striker has battled against cruel accusations that his name was in some way related to a dead snake. It is not. Unless the snake in question had one helluva death.

That’s right, Luis Boa Morte is Lewis Gooddeath.