France master looking old and disinterested
French subs’ vigorous warm-up routine
France’s squad didn’t have to work hard to look like their didn’t give a damn about last night’s match given that Patrice Evra’s tear was the closest anyone came to breaking into a sweat. Nonetheless, they truly have made it an artform.
Stopping critics who say the squad is too old in their tracks, the substitutes sat under tartan travel rugs on the bench. No doubt a few boiled sweets were exchanged too.