OTP Rebounds: Germany’s half-English skipper, Ronaldo’s rude Twitter gags and David Beckham denies hooker claims

Rattling the woodwork of the internet today…

Fat Ronaldo likes to engineer situations which make it look like he’s having gay sex with his team-mates [Footy for the Soul]

As if Germany needed any more talented youngsters, they’re now getting ones that England are entitled to [Daily Mail]

David Beckham rubbishes prostitute threesome reports [The Sun]

Arsenal fans won’t let sleeping Redknapps lie [The Spoiler]