Jack Wilshere: “Get some condoms lol”
Arsenal and England star Jack Wilshere allegedly had a fling with a lap-dancer behind his girlfriend’s back, according to The Sun. The 18-year-old cheated on Lauren Neal, who he has been dating for three years, with blonde Jessica Jensen.
While that behaviour is hardly to be applauded, it is safe to say it is not uncommon for an 18-year-old lad, Premier League footballer or not.
The difference between Wilshere and every other 18-year-old lad is that his “saucy texts” get published in the tabloids. Some of them are not that “saucy” at all.
OTP’s favourite, as you may have guessed from the headline of this post, is: “Get some condoms lol.”
We also quite enjoyed finding out the Jessica’s nickname for Wilshere was Fatty and that her response to him nagging her to hurry up and come to the Arsenal team hotel was: “I’m like on my way. Grandad’s dropping me.”
If only Grandad knew. If only he knew.